In a move that’s equal parts viral marketing and diplomatic hand-grenade, the White House has released its 2026 Valentine’s Day “cards.” Ditching traditional sentimentality for political snark, the administration used the holiday to take a victory lap on foreign policy and poke at domestic rivals.
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The campaign centered on two high-stakes geopolitical “crushes”:
- The “Captured” Heart: Featuring the first official photo of Nicolás Maduro in U.S. custody following his January capture, the card reads: “You captured my heart.” It’s a literal take on “bringing someone home” for the holidays.
- The Greenland “Situationship”: Signaling that the U.S. hasn’t moved on from its Arctic ambitions, a card featuring Greenland inside a heart asks: “It’s time we define our situationship.” It’s a cheeky nod to the administration’s ongoing push to acquire the territory from Denmark.
The “Sweetheart” Strategy
The series didn’t stop at foreign affairs. Several cards took aim at the domestic “opposition”:
| Card Theme | Visual / Context | Quote |
| The Deportation Poem | A heart-shaped border around a border fence. | “Roses are red, violets are blue; come here illegally, and we’ll deport you.” |
| The Van Hollen Jab | A photo of Senator Chris Van Hollen. | “My love for you is as strong as Democrats’ love for illegal aliens.” |
| The Executive Power | President Trump signing a new order. | “UR My Valentine (By Executive Order).” |
The Fallout: Love it or Hate it?
As expected, the Internet has no middle ground on this one.
- The Fanbase: Supporters are calling it a “masterclass in trolling” and a refreshing break from the usual dry, scripted White House comms.
- The Diplomats: It’s a different story in Copenhagen. Danish officials have reportedly issued a “not amused” response to the Greenland post, while human rights groups have called the Maduro card “taunting.”
The Bottom Line: Whether you find it hilarious or “unpresidential,” the White House just proved that in 2026, foreign policy is a meme-able offense.
